I had explosive diarrhea last night. Not once. Not twice. Not even three times. I sat and shat watery brown mud five times. After each session I wiped my butt and flushed, thinking it was over. As I washed my hands, another bowel movement would occur and then my poop
Seeing Green
I made a big number two in the toilet and when I took a peek, it was all green. Bright green. I went through a list of all the foods I ate today: cereal, yogurt, fruit, peanut butter sandwich, chocolate, gummy bears, potatoes, chicken, red bell peppers.. hmm none of
Rip Torn Itch
I walked into the office bathroom needing to take a really bad dump. There was a woman at the sink applying her makeup. I hate an audience, but I really had to go. I waddled to the furthest stall and pooped as fast as I could. Suddenly I hear the
