I went to the bathroom to relieve myself, and as soon as I walked in the thick smell of diarrhea hit my nose. The air was damp and moist, and the fumes were making my eyes water. I instinctively blurted out an UGH!! as I was walking to the stall.
Plops Away!
Have you ever had a poop where it was so awesome you are still thinking about it hours after you’ve dumped? I ate a huge dinner Saturday night consisting of chicken fried chicken, mashed potatoes, dinner rolls, cornbread, broccoli cheese ‘n rice casserole, and lots and lots of gravy. I
Deuce
Did anyone catch The Office last Thursday? I’ve been replaying this quote in my head since the episode aired: “You’re the deuce I never want to drop.” — Andy, on Dwight being his number two guy
