I went overseas during the Thanksgiving holiday. Normally I suffer from travel constipation, but since I was in Asia and consumed gluttonous amounts of dirty street food, there was no shortage of dumps from my butt. Amazingly, I did not experience any explosive diarrhea during my travels. Just soft, long,
Nightmare
I have an abnormal fear of public restrooms. When I am out for an entire day, I try not to drink any liquids which usually leads to dehydration, but to me that is better than using a dirty toilet. Even when I have to go, I will try to hold
Boom.
Our office cleaning staff props the bathroom entrance door open after mopping the tile floor. I usually wait a little while after the floor has dried before going in, but I always close the door before I take care of business. Today I went to the bathroom and someone was
