I gorged myself on creamy, rich foods today. I had a heavy cream of mushroom sauced entrée for lunch, and I had a heavy creamed alfredo pasta dish for dinner. Both meals were followed by gobs of runny, melty, thick chocolatey chocolate. By the end of the day, my stomach
Stretchy Butt
I am been constipated since Christmas. I ate a ton of junk food so I thought I’d at least have a bit of diarrhea exiting my bunghole, but I guess all the slabs of meat I’ve been shoving down my throat has formed a blockage in my anus. Nice visual,
Itchy Butt
My neighbors moved. Now I can pick my butt whenever I want without worrying about them peeping. And I’ve been picking it a lot. The dry weather is making my bunghole super itchy.
