I was at my friend’s place today and we were talking about poop sizes and shapes. One of the girls was saying she had to pinch her turds as they came out because if they were too long, they’d clog the toilet. I prefer when my poops come out in
Champagne Farts
Happy New Year!! If I drink champagne tonight, I will be farting through the night and into the new year. Then I will wake up with the urge to diarrhea. Happy 2012, everyone!
Long Dung
With all the junk I ate yesterday, my bowels were ready to release the crap this morning. As I sat on the toilet for my first morning pee, I also pooped at the same time. My poo log was so long that it took the entire duration of my pee
