Thumping Dump

I dropped a two pounder in the office toilet this morning. It was a surprise to me because I had a lot of carbs and meat last night for dinner, and those food groups usually give me constipation. Instead I pushed out a big long fat log. Yes, it hurt

Fart Girl

It was a great start to the new year at the office yesterday. I had a yogurt for breakfast followed by a couple multi-vitamins. I’m not sure which of the two did it, but I had the worst diarrhea gurgling all morning after breakfast. It was LOUD. So loud that