My mom and I were out shopping and we both needed to tinkle. We found the women’s restroom in the back of the place. There were two male security guards sitting outside of the bathroom. The main door to the bathroom was propped open, but the inside was not in
It’s Tearing Up My Butt When I’m With You
I hadn’t pooped in three days, and during those three days I was eating nothing but meat. I finally pooped this morning, and it was a doozy. It also hurt like a motherf@*$er coming out, too. Three big boulders. One for each day I didn’t poop. Each one I strained
You Down with OPP? No.
I have a strange habit of sitting at the edge of my seat. It doesn’t matter if it’s a chair or couch or stool. I like to sit at the very edge no matter how uncomfortable it is. This habit also causes me to sit at the edge of a
