I ate a Fiber One bar after lunch, and it gave me painful amounts of gas. I had just dumped at 11am this morning, so I knew if I farted it wouldn’t be stinky. But I didn’t want to take any chances, so I went to the bathroom. I dropped
Toilet Rarr!
I love taking dumps at work (in the bathroom, not in my office). This is strange considering my public bathroom phobia. The cleaning lady usually finishes scrubbing down the toilets around 11am, and that is my favorite time to poop because the seats are polished and there is no crusty
Boo Hoo
Sigh. Call me a bathroom newb. I peed, wiped, and as I was bending over to flush the toilet (with toilet paper in my hand for protection), I flung my keys under my arm to clamp against my side (so I could keep my hands free), but my weak and
