Someone is reheating their leftovers from last night. They had fish. The office now smells like stinky punanny. This makes me miss my retired coworker. Happy Friday (the 13th)!
Hot Piss
My dog makes the best face when he pees in the morning. He squints his eyes and his tongue rolls out the side of his mouth as he sprays the grass. Then he lifts his head, and his jaw opens a little more as that last drop comes out. If
Poop Party
As soon as I put on my cute little jumper this morning before work, I knew it was a bad idea, but I wore it anyway. 11am rolls around and I need to take my morning dump. I go to my usual bathroom, but someone is in there already shitting
