Sputter Sputter

I have leather seats in my car, so when I have to fart the air is sort of trapped between my butt and the non-absorbent seat cushions. I like to really push out my farts when I’m driving, especially when I am alone with the windows down. Since my butt

Heeby Jeebies

The office bathroom stall walls are set up pretty high, so you can a person’s feet as they are doing their business. I walked into the bathroom needing to take a dump. I saw a set of feet. Barefoot feet. WTF!? Why would anyone walk into a public bathroom without