Dear Guy in the Elevator, Please note: wearing headphones does not make your fart silent. Sincerely, Common Sense
Bathroom Awkwardness
Ever walk into the bathroom simultaneously with someone and then you both start peeing at the same time (in different stalls, duh)? It’s a little awkward. This is something my friend messaged me: Something awkward happened at lunch. I went into a bathroom where there were two urinals really close
Toilet Munchies
You know you love poop when looking at it (real or fake) makes you hungry. I feel like eating a hot dog right now. http://gizmodo.com/5905643/people-test-toilets-using-fake-poop
