I was flying home with my mom on a 16 hour international flight. She sat next to me. She was sleeping, and she had a blanket over her. Then she farted. It was a silent fart, and most silent farts are deadly. But good thing you can’t smell a fart
Adventures in Family Vacations
My friend recently went on a European family vacation. This is his story: My dad was so embarassing in Europe. He kept pushing out these huge WET farts with FORCE. He thought nothing of it. One time it scared some girls next to him, and then they started laughing, and my dad
ZOMG.
My dog made the biggest, wettest, brownest, chunkiest, stinkiest diarrhea yesterday morning. I would normally be a very proud mama, but he did this inside my room. On the carpet. One foot away from the hardwood floor. FML.
