I went to the office bathroom to tinkle, and someone was pooping in my usual stall. Instead of using the stall next to her, I used the stall two down from her so our bare butts wouldn’t be only two feet apart. Also, nobody wants to sit next to an
Fart Girl Strikes Again
I was out with my coworkers walking to a food truck. I had to fart, so I stood at the back of the group. I had no fears of anyone smelling my fart because #1 — we were outside, and #2 — the breeze was blowing downwind so no one
Happily Chocolately
Most of my poopies are in the shape of logs (or sludge) and they are dark brown. This morning I made a long coiled snakey poop, and it was the color of milk chocolate. Usually it’s the size and shape of my dookies that make me proud, but seeing that
