Friday evenings I go to a fitness class after work. The room is small, so it gets crowded. Doing push ups is a little like playing Twister– you have to maneuver yourself to avoid touching anyone. I somehow found a spot where my head was close to a guy’s mid-section.
Killer Burrito Farts
I was stretching at my desk and inhaled deeply when my cubemate farted an SBD. His poisonous gases reached my face just as I was taking a deep breath, and the fumes when straight into my mouth and into my lungs. I gasped for air and thought the smell would
Fun Quickie
Fun quick story of the day from my friend: I just left the men’s room. An old guy came in and stepped up to a urinal as I was leaving. As the door was closing, I heard him moan “Ohhhh, god.” Haha. I wonder if he was having an orgasmic
