I made a nice oblong poopie in the toilet. It came out smooth and rested nicely in the bowl. When I inspected it closer (because I like to study my dookies), there was a string sticking out one end of the poo log. It made my dookie look like a
Poo TKO
As some of you may know, when I use the public restroom I like to line the front of the toilet bowl with toilet paper to eliminate any pee splashes. I am also an edge sitter— I sit at the edge of my seat. When you combine those two, I
Bathroom Music
I’m still having my 4th of July splatters from yesterday. I had the urge to go right after lunch, so as I was walking to the bathroom, my butt leaked a few pinches of gas. They were very small amounts, but with my watery poop so close to exploding out
