Who the hell thought of this? Why would anyone want to carry around a toilet cover that soaks up stranger urine and then throw it in the washer with their clothes? And who in their right mind would put the cover on smeared feces and then put it in their
Immaculate
I had a huge poo this morning. It felt soft, warm, and mushy coming out of my fartbox. I peeked at my poop, and it was a blobby sloshy gunky mess in the toilet. However when I wiped my bunghole, there was nothing on the toilet paper. Immaculate poop. How
Chipotle Poo
I ate Chipotle last night. I don’t eat there very often, so I was a little slow when deciding what I wanted in my burrito/salad/bowl/whatever else they have, but I was the only person in line so I didn’t try to rush my order. When I got to the salsa
