I went into the office bathroom to piss. Just as I opened the door, I got a huge whiff of major overwhelming poo smell. But as I continued into the bathroom towards the sinks, the smell vanished. Someone must have cut it right as they were exiting the bathroom. It
Anal Probe
I had my butt poked and prodded last week voluntarily, and I paid good money for it. No, no you sickos! I had a colonoscopy. The day before my surgery was hell. I had to drink two liters of the most disgusting liquid prep. It tasted like over-sweetened artificial lemon
Carrots
I ate a ton of carrots last night for dinner. Today I pooped. I don’t know if it was the carrot oils or the fact that I am a talented pooper, but my dookies just fell out of my butt without a push or strain. Then I peeped at my
