I let my dog out to poo and pee this morning. He was out there for about five minutes unsupervised. He doesn’t always poop in the first five minutes, so when I went out to the backyard I wasn’t sure if he had done his business yet. The grass was
DooDoo Art
My friend was right. My co-workers are disgusting. I went into the bathroom today to pee. Walked in to my usual stall. Someone desecrated the toilet. Hard. There was dried pee and poop all encrusted along the inside edge of the toilet seat. How does that happen? How does one
Online Fart Chats
Me: OMG my stomach just did a growl gurgle, and it was loud. It sounded like a fart. Male Friend: Just say ‘oopsie’ in a cute voice. Me: Nah, I’ll just pretend it wasn’t me. Male Friend: The other day I stepped up to a urinal. Relaxed the various sphincter
