Hope everyone had a great Christmas. My days leading up to Christmas was full of constipation and butt pain. I had to poop really badly the day before, but I didn’t have time to stop and sit on the toilet because of work. I held in my poop for a
The Force is Strong
I’ve been having constipation lately, so my initial reaction is to push immediately and to push hard upon sitting on the toilet. Today I pushed especially hard because I could feel it would be a big one. All my dookies belly flopped into the toilet as usual, but it felt
CocoFart
If you want your farts to smell like asparagus pee, start taking Coconut Oil vitamins. I’ve been taking them for a week now, and every time I fart it smells like how my pee would smell after eating a few stalks of asparagus. Sometimes it reminds me of raw sewage.
