I’ve heard of women’s menstrual synchrony, but is there such as a thing as poop synchrony? I had to drop a mad deuce, so I went to my usual bathroom at the office to take care of business. All stalls were being used. Usually when this happens there is a
Tales from a Toilet Newb
IMs from a friend who clogged the toilet: Him: Dude. My toilet overflowed this morning and flooded my bathroom and then leaked through the floor into my downstairs bathroom. It’s a f’n disaster, and a nightmare for a germophobe like me. It took a few minutes for me to realize
Texts From Last Night
This one was compiled of multiple long texts. Enjoy: OMG. I just eggshell waddled the longest nine blocks of my life trying not to poop my pants. Luckily I made it home without any friendly fire! Good thing my friends decided to take a taxi home from the bar and
