Everyone poops. You get a bowel movement, you sit and the poop usually slides, shoots, or sputters out of your butthole without incident. But when you are constipated, the poop doesn’t come out so easily. That’s where the art of pushing comes in. I call it an art because you
A Sphincter Says What?
When I’m regular, I usually poop between 10 and 11am in the office bathroom. Today I was not regular. I felt bloated, but I didn’t have the urge to poop. I went to the gym during my lunch break. I still had not pooped yet and I didn’t need to,
Bathroom Newb
I walked into the office bathroom to pee and to change into my workout clothes. I made a bathroom newb mistake of not paying attention to my surroundings after I hung up my gym bag and stepped towards the toilet. Then I heard it. A wet footstep. My shoe was
