I hate going to Walmart, but sometimes you just can’t pass up their low unbeatable prices. I went today to buy a few disposable items for my home, and while I was strolling the aisles a young sales associate started chatting with me. As he was talking I had a
Mile High Pee Party
I don’t like using the bathroom on planes. If I have to fly, I will use the toilet at the airport 10 minutes before boarding in order to avoid having to go during the flight. I took an early morning flight a few days ago, so I slept most of
Weekend Warrior
I tricked my butt last Saturday. Instead of waking up after 10am on a usual weekend, I got out of bed at 8am. Before it was time for lunch, I felt a bowel movement, and my butt woke up and pushed out a nicely sized log. No more weekend butt
