It wasn’t me

Another case of mistaken identity. I went into the office bathroom to go #1, and as soon as I stepped in, the smell hit me. Someone diarrhea’d, and she diarrhea’d hard. The smell was almost unbearable, but I really had to pee. So I tinkled as fast as I could,

Precious Poops

Sorry it’s been a little quiet on the forefront. I haven’t had any poots or toots worth mentioning in the last week. I did have sushi the other night, and then I pooped a little turd that looked like a fish, but it sank unlike a fish so that wasn’t

Red Alert

I finally had a bowel movement and made #2 in the office bathroom today. I had to push a little, but it came out and it was glorious. However, I made an embarrassing discovery after I did my business. There are new bright light bulbs installed in the bathroom. As