I wish there was a separate section for sinks away from the toilets at my office. I usually jog after work, and the last thing I want to do after a long, hot and steamy run is walk into the bathroom to clean myself off and inhale a waff of
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I am still stuck at the office with another coworker. It’s late and I want to go home. I have gas. My coworker is 5 cubes down from me. I can fart– he won’t hear it. I let out a big one very, very slowly. I misjudge the size of
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I am having constipation issues. Last night I sat on my toilet and pushed for a few minutes. I refrained from using any help from my deceivingly strong hands and did some good old fashioned pushin’ and strainin’ (and gruntin’). I ehhhhnned and I huhhhhhhmmed until I finally got that
