Awesome Sauce

I am still taking the awesome sauce that is L-Carnitine.* My poo sessions are clockwork every morning. I wake up without a bowel movement, but as soon as I sit on the toilet for my morning pee, my anus opens and dumps massive amounts of crap into the toilet. I

L-Poopitine

I started taking L-Carnitine supplements*, and wow that stuff is amazing. Only two days after starting it, I pooped a landslide of poo. It also boosts my energy levels, so while I’m crapping I also jam to some sweet beats— my poop comes out quicker and with some steez. Burning

Poo Flair

Have you ever looked in the toilet after taking a dump and wondered, “when did I eat that?!” I pooped corn the other day, but I have not eaten any corn lately. Or perhaps it was not corn, but something that looked exactly like the shape and color of corn