It’s Friday.

It’s Friday! Friday! Gotta get down on Friday! Good thing about it being Friday? Everybody’s looking forward to the weekend, weekend! Bad thing about it being Friday? I haven’t pooped since Sunday! You know, the day that comes after Saturday. So no partying, partying (yeah) or fun, fun, fun, fun

Armabuttddon

My jet lag has had an adverse effect on my L-Carnitine pooping powers. I didn’t have a bowel movement until three days after I came back home, and that first poo was a small, unsatisfactory piece of turd. The subsequent turds over the next couple of days were also small

Pop a Squat

Sorry I’ve been AWOL for a while. I was travelling. Usually when I travel, I have travel constipation. But not this time. I took my L-Carnitine with me, and it was poo central everyday. I also went to a land where Indian food was good and plentiful, so along with