I stopped taking L-Carnitine* a week or so ago because I thought my body became immune to it. My jet lag had halted its powers, and I didn’t have as many satisfactory poops the following days. But I decided to give it another chance and started taking it regularly a
Fart Fone
I was in the bathroom finishing up my pee session when a woman walked in on her cell phone. I thought she would hang up before she started her business, but she continued yapping as she peed. Her butt cheeks then opened wide and let out a massive boom of
And The $hits Keep Coming
Not only did I create a massive mud pie this morning, my butt also produced a side of cream corn this afternoon. I didn’t eat any corn last night or for lunch today, but whatever came out of my butt just now looked a lot like yellow kernels swimming in