If you’ve been keeping up with my posts, you’ll know that I’ve been taking L-carnitine and that my poops have been glorious. I usually have one massive poop a day, but sometimes I produce two mediocre dumps. A side effect of L-carnitine is a decrease in appetite. This is slightly
Ask the Doctor*
A few people have stumbled on this site because they were searching “how to get rid of turtle head pain.” Hehehe.. sorry, but that’s funny. My advice* on how to get rid of turtle head pain is to take a dump. If you can’t take a dump because you’re constipated,
Emergency
I was at the doctor’s office yesterday for an annual check up. While I was in the waiting room, I suddenly had the urge to diarrhea. It came fast and it came hard. My stomach was turning in painful knots and my butthole was weakening as the sludgy poo was
