I was wrong. L-carnitine does not have the magical powers I thought it did. Last week I challenged its effectiveness in rapidly extricating bodily waste by eating a greasy fast food burger every day. I ate it from Wednesday til Saturday. Yep, I gained weight. I still pooped massive amounts
Is this week over yet?
There is a wild woman on the loose at work and she is peeing all over the bathroom floors and toilet seats. Try hovering over a toilet while your feet are weirdly positioned to avoid stepping in and sitting on urine. My thighs are not strong enough for this, but
Awkward Office Happenings
Awkward moment of the day: I walked into the bathroom to change into my running clothes and my coworker was dropping a mad stinky deuce. The smell was horrendous. I tried to change as fast as I could and make as much noise as possible so there wasn’t an uncomfortable
