Happy 4th, everyone! Like last year, I am venturing back to my friends’ for some good time barbecue and burgers. But hopefully unlike last time, I don’t get the squirts. If that’s the case, BBQ will be shooting from my butt late tonight until the sun comes up tomorrow. On
Treebeard
I just pooped something that looked like a log covered in Spanish moss. It was a big fat log too, so good thing I pooped at work with the industrial toilets. I would have hated to use any Qtips to break it up.
Cute Baby!
My coworker sent me a photo of her adorable baby boy. He’s frickin’ adorable alright. I think she’s trying to tell me I shouldn’t want to have kids. And I think it’s working.
