Quick Hi

I’m still traveling, so I have zero poop stories to share. In other words, I haven’t pooped since I left home thanks to my travel constipation. But I thought I’d drop by and say hi and share this great link with you: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/07/23/worst-bathroom-fails_n_907693.html#s314189&title=Tall_Stalls Enjoy 🙂

It’s for Fun

I’m traveling today. You know what that means… no poop for a week! I’m cursed with travel constipation. I will probably end up ‘storing’ 10lbs of poop in me, and it will show by swelling up my belly. I’d better bring some stretchy pants. Dang it.

Doggone It

I just got out of the shower and dropped something as I was toweling off. I bent down to get it while on all fours, and I felt something wet on my butt. I looked behind me and my dog’s nose was up my bunghole. LOL. I guess I didn’t