From all of us (well, just me) at Poots and Toots, Merry Merry Christmas! May all your poops be rich and heavy, but non-clogging and kind to your toilets. May your farts be loud, boombastic and totally stinky if you plan to lay one on an unsuspecting loved one. Have
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Poor Toilet
I have been major stressed at work, trying to finish everything and make my deadlines before I go on my holiday break. When I’m stressed out, I make squishy poo. No, none of it was leftover residue from my caffeinated Gizmo. It was definitely stress-related poo. I can tell because
Gremlin Poo
You should never drink Coke right before bed time because 1) the caffeine will obviously make it hard for you to fall asleep, and 2) if you’re like me, the gassy bubbles will make loud gurgly noises while traveling all through your intestines, causing mild discomfort, but more discomforting is