I’ve had some poo stewing in me for a couple of days. I was finally able to release it yesterday. There was so much poo that half of it rested above the waterline in the bowl, and that’s when I realized that my insides are rotten. My poop smelled like
poops
See you later, Old friend!
My coworker who makes the ginourmous farts and poops and other bodily noises has retired today. This makes me very sad. My trips to the bathroom will no longer be fun and adventurous and full of surprises. I will miss her butt horn and those melodious tunes she whistles from
Happy New Year!
Poots and Toots would like to wish you and your stinky loved ones a happy and prosperous new year! Eat healthy and make ginourmous poops. Fart and laugh loud and often. Each poop is fun and unique. Treasure your bowel movements! Happy New Year!
