It is effing cold! When I walk my dog, I now look forward to picking up his poo in a bag. The heat from his steaming turd radiates through the thin plastic bag and warms up my hand, even through the gloves. I find myself holding his poo a little
poops
Sewage poo strikes again
I was on a very important phone call, and I needed to take a dump really, really badly. Fortunately, my home bathroom doesn’t have much of a bathroom echo sound when speaking, so sitting on the can wasn’t going to be a big deal. However, I had the squirts, and
POOP ASAP
I was speed walking to the bathroom to drop a mad deuce, when I ran into a colleague. Usually, I say a quick hi and go on my way, but this time I had the misfortune of running into the office motormouth. My turtle head was about to bust past
