The presumptuous idea that I had the solution to never having constipation has jinxed me. I couldn’t poop two days after that post. I was drinking plenty of water, yet it felt like a rock-hard tennis ball was stuck up my butt. I pushed with so much force my head
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I Win
All my constipation and pooping problems have been solved by one thing: water. I’ve increased my water intake and now I have normal bowel movements, my poops slide out my butt smoothly, and I have no more ripped bunghole syndrome. Why didn’t I do this sooner? Because an increase in
Constipation is the New Poop
My stomach started churning a few nights ago shortly before bedtime. It felt like I had the runs, but my poops are sometimes unpredictable. There are times when I release an explosive beast immediately after my cheeks touch the toilet, and other times it takes a few minutes of deep
