I was having dinner with a friend of mine, and she brought her cute five month old baby. If you’ve read a previous post of mine, I think you can figure out what happened. We were eating. She wanted to be held. She pooped. It went up her backside. Her
poops
Cracked Crack
My skin has been cracking and peeling due to the dry weather from the cold. I thought it only affected areas of my skin that were exposed to the cold.. hands, face, legs. Apparently not. I was at the office pushing out a big one. I was in a hurry,
Attack of the Four Month Old Baby
Babies got bass. Ass bass. I was holding my friend’s four month old baby, and he farted in my arms. I wasn’t a little cute squeaker of a baby toot. It was a full on adult-sized man fart. It was loud, long, bubbly, rumble-y, and it had bass. Booming bass.
