i rarely hear my dog fart (though i smell it all the time), and i usually don’t hear the poop slide out his butt, but tonight i heard both, and it made me so proud of my little stinker. is this what motherhood feels like?
poops
Glee
“I have to go, they’ll think I’m pooping” -Finn
we got a floater!
will the owner of a lumpy turd left in stall #3 in the ladies’ bathroom please come retrieve it or flush the toilet?!!
