“Oops, it’s funny. I just realized a bunch of tiny little turds squeezed out when I did that last lift over there. Oooh, oh I pooped my ski pants. I turded all inside my ski pants.” -shanna (kristen wiig’s character) SNL click here for the hulu link!
poops
poo: the lotion waster
ugh. don’t you hate it when you have to poo right after you’ve showered? i wouldn’t mind it if i hadn’t already lathered my body with lotion. i know its probably not necessary to jump back into the shower again because of one little (or big) poo, but i want
richard simmons poo
i gained 2lbs over the holidays. i know i know.. i didn’t follow my own expired yogurt regimen (i ran out and was too lazy to make a run to the grocery store.. excuses). but those two weeks of food gorging and weight gaining went down the drain (literally) yesterday.
