aloha pooterrific friends! sorry, not much excitement going on here in terms of dumps ‘n farts. although recently, i did have to make a choice between running and pooping. i chose to run first, and well, i won’t go into detail, but let’s just say there was a turtle head
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rut roh!
i used the bathroom at work today. i wiped the pee off the toilet seat (from the previous user). i put a seat protector on the toilet. i sat. i shat. i wiped. i flushed. my coworker came in after me to use the same stall. she immediately flushed the
fashion dilemma
long cardigans & scarves. i love both these articles of clothing, but they totally suck when it comes to pooping and wiping.. you have hold onto the scarf so that the end of it doesn’t touch the front of the toilet bowl, and you also have to hold onto your
