i had a really nice bowel movement today before my three mile run. i was able to dump a lot of poop and empty out my intestines, or so i thought. one mile into my run, there was more movement in my bowels, and yep.. turtle head. thank goodness i
poops
there’s a snake in my boots!
actually, it was in my toilet. a turd shaped like a big long gurthy water snake. i ate buffet last night, and this morning that buffet came out of my butt and curled around in the toilet bowl. it hissed at me as i flushed it down the toilet.
uh..
oh em gee.. this poor girl has no idea what she’s wearing.. or does she…?
