it’s barely 5pm and ive taken 3 dumps already today. my dog has also taken 3 dumps today. he must have gotten my sweet dumping skill genes.
poops
holy monster shit, batman!
WOW. just wow. i never thought this would ever happen. someone clogged the toilet at the office. the industrial strength 10000xs-more-powerful-than-your-home-toilet toilet. who… no, WHAT did this? i would like to know what the beast ate before plopping her monster-sized shit into the toilet and then clogging it. i mean,
clogs suck
sweet release, i just squeezed out a giant turd that was clogging my intestines. unfortunately, it is now clogging my toilet pipes. oh well, you can’t win ’em all.
