All this talk of curry had me craving Indian food, so i gorged at an indian buffet for dinner. i went back for 3rds and 4ths. probably ate five pounds of curry and spinach and chicken and lamb and rice and saag and naan. it was so good i didnt
poops
rub and make 3 wishes
i was in the bathroom doing my business when another person walked in and started to do her business. cool, whatevs until i hear the sound of very loud friction. it sounded like she had a wad of toilet paper (or maybe it was paper towels? napkins?), and she was
ring of fire
oy. i had spicy food last night for dinner, and it didnt sit well in my stomach. this morning i woke up with a little bit of fiery fierceness growling in my intestines. i sat on the toilet for a while trying to push out something, but it wasnt ready
