hey poo and fart heads. hope you guys had a great Easter weekend. if you remember from my last post, i ate a 1/2 lb of beef, and usually i get super constipated after eating that much beef. but aunt ruby unexpectedly visited me that friday, and you know how
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keep it clean
i had a 1/2lb hamburger patty with all the fixins tonight (cheese, mushrooms, avocado, bacon, lettuce, pico de gallo…on a buttery toasted bun). when i eat this much beef, my insides clog up. so i guess ill be constipated for the next couple of days… which means i wont be
shiver me timbers
ahoy, mateys! so i took my big buffet dump. it came out a little spicy, but nothing too crazy. it wasnt completely mush.. the logs looked like rolled up mushy submarines… soft and delicate. when i flushed the toilet, they werent ready to ship out to the seven seas yet,
