remember Lay’s WOW chips a few years ago? they were advertised as a healthier fat free chip. anyway, i used to eat a lot of them and they’d give me diarrhea. that kinda sucked except id lose a pound or two every time that happened, so it wasnt so bad.
poops
softserve butt dispenser
is it safe to eat mayo that expired in october 2009 if it hasn’t been opened and has been refrigerated since its purchase? i made myself a sandwich last night and asked myself that question as i peeled back the sealed top from the mayo. i also inspected the taste
free your colon. free your mind.
i have an important meeting today with an important person, so to get ready for it, i took a huge dump. i cannot risk farting or having intestinal gurgling during the hour long meeting. how awful would that be if in the middle of our discussion i let out a
