i have a fear of being burglarized while popping a squat on the toilet naked. hey, it happens.. i mean the naked shitting part. and the fear of home break ins. sometimes i have an urge to poo right before a shower, and instead of putting my clothes back on
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when my dog goes number two and i pick up his poo with a biodegradable bag (because i love the earth, man!), i like to squeeze his feces between my fingers and mush it all around. it’s kinda fun. anyone else agree? no, just me? ok nm.
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i went to pee in the office bathroom, and i was greeted by the remains of someone’s explosive diarrhea. splashes of it were on the back of the toilet seat and the wall. good grief, what the heck did this person eat for lunch? while i was admiring the work
