I pooped a massive log, and as it slid out and hit the water, there was back splash. It’s usually just a couple small drops on either butt cheek, but today’s splash hit me straight in the butthole! UGH!!!! I immediately reached for the toilet paper to dab my poor
poops
Crap!
I was running 10 minutes late to work this morning, and as I was about to leave the house, I had a sudden bowel movement. I didn’t know what to do… poop and be more tardy to work, or squeeze my butt shut? I don’t know if this runs true
Crap.
I wore a cute romper to work today. Unfortunately, the office decided to all go to lunch together, which was fine until I had to use the bathroom at the end of lunch. And since I was wearing a romper (a onesie without the butt break-away), I had to disrobe
