Oh, happy day. I pooped! And yes, it was triple times the mega-poop I usually poop. But no clogged toilets thanks to industrial strength flushes here at the office. The poop came out just as I imagined, fast and with a purpose. It wanted to get the hell out of
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Megacolon
I am very sad. I have not pooped in days. Even with yesterday’s alien gas baby incident, I did not end up pooping. It has been three days now. THREE DAYS! That’s craziness for a mega-pooper like me. I can’t wait until whatever’s plugged up in there loosens. When the
Skidz
I was talking to a friend about how much toilet paper we each use after a dump. I told him I try to conserve as much toilet paper as I can, usually folding my sheets two to three times before I’m completely clean and throwing it into the toilet bowl.
