I hate doing the poopoo dance. It’s very much like the peepee dance, except instead of holding in an exploding bladder, I’m holding in an exploding anus. An exploding anus of exploding diarrhea. I was at the convenience store taking my time looking at snacks. Then all of a sudden,
poops
Turd Burglar
Hamburgers are one of my favorite foods. I ate one yesterday. It was delicious, and everything was fine until 7 hours later my intestines started twisting and bubbling and I had explosive diarrhea at the exact same time my favorite show was about to start. I pushed it out and
Good morning!
I guess something really was plugged up my butt when I couldn’t poop for those days. Now that I’m unclogged, I’m back to my normal pooping schedule. I dropped my usual deuce this morning… it’s such a great way to start the day.
