i was at PetSmart the other day, and i had some minor stomach cramping and gurgling (you know what intestinal gurgling means… diarrhea cha cha cha!). i thought i could hold it for a little while as i shopped for my dog. i started filling up my cart and about
liquidy
backsplash!
i think the title speaks for itself. poop backsplash! ugh!! usually i can tell if i’m going to drop a cannonball into the toilet. when i feel a big one coming, ill scoot my butt up to the front of the toilet seat so that the slanting part of the
sniffy pee
not really fart or poop related, but i ate asparagus for lunch and peed 8 hours later. phew.. asparagus pee is strong! i only ate about 3 small puny (microwaved from frozen) asparagus stalks, and the smell was still as strong as if i ate an entire plate of fresh
