You don’t have to be smart to laugh at farts, but you have to be stupid not to. — Louis C.K.
May the Force Pee with You
Overheard: The other day I was waiting for Jen and she took forever. Turns out she was using the bathroom. She came running out saying ‘Sorry, I had to use the bathroom, and I was nervous because I knew you were waiting! But I wanted to take my time.’ Then
Pee Party
I was at a gas station, and the pump I pulled into had a broken handle that spilled gasoline over my hands. I went inside the convenience store to wash them in the customer bathroom. O. M. G. This was the first time I have ever visited a gas station
